Monday, July 28, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-28)

Rebbecca: Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebbecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No Sammy, that's the -- that's the Amish.
Sam: Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebbecca: They can.
Sam: What are you talking about?
Rebbecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebbecca: Oh! [storms off]
Sam: Some people you just can't discuss religion with.

Source: Cheers

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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-27)

Inigo Montoya: Hello there. Slow going?
Man in Black: Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
Inigo Montoya: [apologetic] Sorry.
Man in Black: Thank you.

Source: The Princess Bride

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Friday, July 25, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-25)

GALAHAD: Now look, I can handle this lot single-handed!
DINGO: Yes! Let him handle us single-handed!

Source: Holy Grail

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-24)

Sally Albright: How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head and start flossing with it at the table?

Source: When Harry Met Sally

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-23)

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.

Source: Holy Grail

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-22)

[Bart has had his ear pierced]
Lisa: An earring, how rebellious. In a conformist sort of way.

Source: The Simpsons

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-21)

Harry: Suppose nothing happens to you. Suppose you lived out your whole life and nothing happens you never meet anybody you never become anything and finally you die in one of those New York deaths which nobody notices for two weeks until the smell drifts into the hallway.
Sally: Amanda mentioned you had a dark side.
Harry: That's what drew her to me.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Movie Review: The Dark Knight (2008)

Um, wow!

The second installment of Chris Nolan's Batman franchise hit the screens this weekend with The Dark Knight. In Batman Begins, Nolan told the story of his protagonist's origins as the caped crusader combating crime in Gotham. The story continues by examining the consequences of having someone fight crime in this way. It's a continuation of a conversation Batman and Gordon had at the end of Begins about escalation.

Bruce Wayne is tired of being Batman. The vigilante hero has given rise to a wave of imitation vigilantes taking justice into their own hands. Batman has to take down his own imitators alongside the criminals he is supposed to be fighting. Rather than bringing light to the city, he is just bringing more chaos. But when Wayne meets the new DA Harvey Dent, he is impressed. Dent is taking on the mob in Gotham bravely in the face of constant threats to his own safety. And he does so without a mask. Wayne decides Dent is the hero Gotham needs, and sees with relief the beginning of the end for Batman.

As Gordon prophesied in Begins, the mob do not take kindly to Batman's interference. When they find themselves unable to get rid of Batman, they decide to give the Joker a shot. This Joker, unlike Tim Burton's Joker from Batman, is an agent of pure chaos. He's not out for the money or power. He's a pure psychotic who wants to see the world writhe in agony. As such, he sees something of a kinship between himself and Batman, since Batman is inadvertently giving rise to chaos as well.

In addition to, or perhaps as part of, causing chaos the Joker makes a game of trying to corrupt the seemingly incorruptible Dark Knight (Batman) and White Knight (Dent) and bring them down to his level. He ultimately succeeds in Dent's case (not really a spoiler, because anyone who saw Batman Returns or has read the comics knows who Dent is).

The two are emblematic of Joker's ultimate goal of corrupting everyone, prompting people to do things to others that they would otherwise find horrifying to even contemplate. One great sequence involves two captive groups of people, each with a detonator that will kill the other group. Joker gives them the choice of either using the detonator, which will kill the other group but spare their own lives, or don't use the detonator and wait for either the other group to kill them or, if neither group uses its detonator, Joker will kill both groups. Are we the kind of the people who would kill the others to save themselves or are we the kind of people who would stick to their values and not kill innocent people?

The film is masterful in every respect. Visually it is stunning, from the very opening image of a fireball the final image of Batman speeding off on his Bat-bot. The writing is sharp and intelligent. Nolan is not afraid to shock the audience, and shows it by having at least one major character killed off in the film.

The acting is superb almost all around. The late Heath Ledger has already garnered a lot of word of mouth for his performance, and deserves every bit of it. As in Burton's Batman, the Joker ends up outshining Batman. Aaron Eckhart is also solid as Dent, and fairly scary as Two Face, admittedly that is in no small part due to the makeup. Christian Bale is as good as he was in the first film. The only complaint I would have is with Maggie Gyllenhaal who takes over the role of Rachel Dawes from Katie Holmes, and is definitely not of the same caliber.

One note for parents. I know that Batman is a character in Saturday morning cartoons that your kids probably watch. I know that he's a comic book character that your kids may read. This is a movie, not a Saturday morning cartoon show. This is a movie with some very frightening images that tells a quite adult story. This is not a movie to take your kids to. I couldn't believe how many 5, 6, 7 year olds were trotting of the theater after the show. Parents, show some sense.

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Quote of the Day (2008-07-20)

Harry: [after he has run into his ex-wife] She looked weird didn't she? She looked really weird.
Sally: I don't know, I've never seen her before.
Harry: Trust me, she looked weird. Her legs looked heavy. Really, she must retaining water.
Sally: Harry.
Harry: Believe me, the woman saved everything.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-18)

Bart: [after they watch a foreign film] I was so bored I cut the pony tail off the guy in front of us.
[holds pony tail to his head]
Bart: Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
Marge: Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They've just made a terrible life choice.

Source: The Simpsons

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-17)

Zathras: Zathras not of this time. You take, Zathras die. You leave, Zathras die. Either way, it is bad for Zathras.

Source: Babylon 5

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-16)

Sir Humphrey: "Bernard, Ministers should never know more than they need to know. Then they can't tell anyone. Like secret agents, they could be captured and tortured."
Bernard: "You mean by terrorists?"
Sir Humphrey: "By the BBC, Bernard."

Source: Yes, Minister

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YouTube - Guitar Wars - Communication Breakdown

Here's a strange one. Gary and Nuno from Extreme playing with, wait for it, John Paul Jones doing Zep's Communication Breakdown.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-15)

Jim Hacker: "Humphrey, we are talking about 100,000 deaths a year."
Sir Humphrey: "Yes, but cigarette taxes pay for a third of the cost of the National Health Service. We are saving many more lives than we otherwise could because of those smokers who voluntary lay down their lives for their friends. Smokers are national benefactors."

Source: Yes, Prime Minister

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-14)

Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just... I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because they were talking about in health class how pregnancy... It can often lead to an infant.
Paulie Bleeker: Typically, yeah... Yeah that's what happens when our mothers and teachers get pregnant.

Source: Juno

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-13)

Carol: Do you want to dance?
Melvin Udall: I've been thinking about that for a while.
Carol: [standing up] Well?
Melvin Udall: No.

Source: As Good As It Gets

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-11)

Rebecca: Until I began eating clean, I never realized how a good a nice, dry ricecake could taste.
Woody: How can you eat those, Miss Howe, they don't have any flavor.
Rebecca: Oh, if I eat these I will live longer.
Woody: Well, I have a question. You know how you're always talking about how you hate your life? How come you wanna make it longer?
Rebecca: Shut up, Woody.

Source: Cheers

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-10)

Frasier: Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bed-wetting.
Woody: Yeah, that's fatherhood.
Frasier: No, that's my therapy group. What a buncha losers.

Source: Cheers

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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-09)

Jim Hacker: "Obviously the Home Secretary will have to resign."
Sir Humphrey: "Alas, yes."
Jim Hacker: "What on earth will happen to him?"
Sir Humphrey: "Well, I gather he was as drunk as a lord, so after a discrete interval they will probably make him one."

Source: Yes, Minister

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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Let It Go, Brett

Four months after his tearful retirement, Brett Favre is, apparently, looking to return to the NFL. This is really unfortunate because it puts the Packers in a very tough spot. The team has moved on from Favre and has Aaron Rodgers firmly installed as the starting quarterback. And the team drafted not one but two quarterbacks in April to fill out the depth chart. So there's really no room for Favre now. If they bump Rodgers back to backup and bring Favre back, then they can pretty much write off Rodgers in the long term, leaving all the planning and preparation the Packers have done for a life after Favre up in smoke. That's obviously very bad for the long-term health of the franchise.

If they can't bring him back, what can they do? Would any of the Packer brass really have the cajones to either trade or cut Brett? Ted Thompson would quite possibly never live it down if he did either, but he really has no choice and has to assert his leadership over the franchise. Favre may be a living legend and arguably the greatest player to ever don the uniform, but it is not his team and he cannot hold it hostage.

The Packers are not the first team to have to deal with this. Jerry Jones tried desperately to get Emmit Smith to retire, but when he insisted on continuing to play did what he had to do for the Cowboys and shipped him off to Arizona (where Smith later played against the Cowboys). Miami did the same thing with Dan Marino, telling him he was not in their plans and if he continued to play it would not be for the Dolphins. That lead to Marino's decision to retire. The 49ers had to ship off Joe Montana, arguably the greatest quarterback ever, to make room for Steve Young. Now those situations are all a bit different than what Thompson faces in Green Bay. Smith was a shadow of himself by that point in his illustrious career, as was Marino, and Young had already firmly established himself as the starting quarterback for the 49ers. Favre, on the other hand, is coming off a stellar season, and Rodgers has yet to start a game. (And the chances he'll be a Hall of Famer like Young are fairly slim, as they are for any player.) So while many commentators will draw comparisons with those earlier situations, they aren't all that appropriate.

The Packers would have to get rid of Favre. As already pointed out, the long term health of the franchise requires that Rodgers be given an adequate chance to prove himself as a starter before his current contract expires after the 2009 season. That leaves only two seasons. That has to factor in as one of the top considerations for both Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson.

Beyond that, one has to look beyond last season. Yes, 2007 was a great year for Favre. But that doesn't erase 2005 and 2006 when he was dismal, so much so that had he been just about anyone else he would likely have been benched. Need anyone be reminded of the 29 interceptions in 2005? The QB ratings around 70? The fact of the matter is, 2007 was quite possibly an anomaly, a last gasp of greatness from a player in his twilight years.

Even in 2007, we saw glimpses of the less than stellar Favre. Brett's problem is that when things aren't going smoothly and he decides he has to personally make something happen, he gets reckless and makes stupid decisions that often cost his team games. Look at the Dallas game last year. The big Packer story coming out of that game was how well Rodgers played once Favre went out and how almost brought them back. What's forgotten is that they were in the hole they were in because the running game wasn't doing much and Favre started forcing things and making the kinds of plays he made in 2005 en route to those infamous 29 interceptions.

I love Brett Favre. I've been a fan of his since about 1994. But it's over. He got the chance that Elway got, going out on a high note, playing at a high level that made people forget the latter years of his career when he was no longer who he had once been. Coming back, he risks exchanging an Elway-like exit for the Marino-like exit he looked to be heading for, getting whipped in an embarrassment of a game that proved just how far he had fallen.

The Packers' brass should show the strength and leadership to put the franchise ahead of one player, and let Favre go should he try to play another season. If that means Favre joins another team and ends up playing against the Packers in 2008, so be it. San Francisco survived playing against (and losing to) a Joe Montana-lead Chiefs team. I think Green Bay will survive as well.

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Quote of the Day (2008-07-08)

Jim Hacker: "Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
- The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
- The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
- The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
- The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
- The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
- The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
- And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."
Sir Humphrey: "Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?"
Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."

Source: Yes, Prime Minister

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Monday, July 07, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-07)

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Source: The Simpsons

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-06)

Bernard Woolley (on the phone): "Yes, we will want simultaneous translators. ... No, not when the PM meets the leaders of the English speaking nations. ... Yes, the English speaking nations can be said to include the United States. With a certain generosity of spirit."

Source: Yes, Prime Minister

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-03)

H&H wouldn't let us use the bathroom when we were on strike. They put a cramp in our solidarity.

Source: Seinfeld

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-02)

The number of the counting shall be three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

Source: Holy Grail

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Movie Review: Vantage Point (2008)

This thriller is about an attempted presidential assassination. Rather than simply telling the story in a linear manner, director Pete Travis takes a page from Memento (not to mention the Japanese classic Rashomon) and instead tells the story through the eyes of several different people, including the news producer covering the president's speech, his secret service body guard, a tourist with a video camera who ends up a Zapruder wannabe, and others. We see the same events played out eight times, but from a different vantage point, and through that the story of what actually happened emerges.

The movie seems to have gotten some very mixed reviews. Count me among the enthusiastic fans. Travis makes a fast-paced film that never slows down. There are no scenes that drag the film to a halt, like in so many lesser thrillers. The big car chase late in the film is on par with the chase through Paris in The Bourne Identity. I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. The movie is exciting and captivating, everything you want in a thriller.

This isn't to say there aren't contrivances and logic holes. Our Zapruder wannabe, played by Oscar winner Forest Whitaker, runs through the streets of Salmanca, Spain with his trusty video recorder, chasing the police chasing a suspect. Why? So he can be positioned to take a key action late in the film. And there's one very key contrivance involving the president that is necessary for the film but doesn't make a whole lot of sense as a presidential action.

But who cares. Film is supposed to be entertaining, and Vantage Point is certainly that.

It's difficult to assess the acting. Because of the structure of the film, no one gets a whole lot of time on the screen. Sigourney Weaver's role is little more than a cameo. Dennis Quaid gets the most time on screen, but most of that is taken up in the great car chase, so there's not a lot of room for character development. But all the main actors do what they can in their roles.

There won't be any acting Oscar nominations for Vantage Point, but again it's supposed to be entertainment.

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Quote of the Day (2008-07-01)

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

Source: Holy Grail

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